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To the waiter who made me feel like an idiot,
You are not supposed to ask “are you sure?” when I tell you that the chicken is raw.
You are not supposed to ask “are you sure?” when I tell you that I don’t want any more food.
You are not supposed to ask “did anyone else at your table order the same dish?” when I am about to pay.
You are supposed to apologize.
That Defcon got their own media archive, going back to the very first convention in 1993?
You do now. Check it out.
“It will ask you for a password. Try “DOTS”, the default password. In all likelihood, the crew will not have changed it. However if they did, never fear. Hold “Control” and “Shift” and while holding, enter “DIPY”. This will reset the sign and reset the password to “DOTS” in the process. You’re in!” — from i-hacked: how to hack into construction signs.
“If you enjoy the title of your job more than your job, you’re in the wrong job.” — from please find this.